A Personal Letter From Sullivan
“It’s National Be Kind To Animals Week, But I Want To Give YOU The Gift…”
Hi! My name is Sullivan, the official office hound here at XPERTECHS. I know we’ve never met before even though I’m the REAL brains in this organization (my master, Mike, likes to keep that little factoid confidential…something about being upstaged by someone who slobbers makes him feel inadequate).
At any rate, I just couldn’t stay in the background anymore since May 3-9 is national “Be Kind To Animals Week,” and I thought it was about time for me to make an ‘executive decision’ to not only come out and introduce myself to you, but also to give you a FREE 27-Point Problem Prevention Network Tune-Up on Mike’s dime
“It’s National Be Kind To Animals Week, But I Want To Give YOU The Gift…”
Hi! My name is Sullivan, the official office hound here at XPERTECHS. I know we’ve never met before even though I’m the REAL brains in this organization (my master, Mike, likes to keep that little factoid confidential…something about being upstaged by someone who slobbers makes him feel inadequate).
At any rate, I just couldn’t stay in the background anymore since May 3-9 is national “Be Kind To Animals Week,” and I thought it was about time for me to make an ‘executive decision’ to not only come out and introduce myself to you, but also to give you a FREE 27-Point Problem Prevention Network Tune-Up on Mike’s dime
(yeah, I’m really generous with HIS money).
All kidding aside, this FREE Network Tune-Up is nothing to scratch at! I’ll send one of our tail-wagging techs out to your office to do a thorough sniff of your network to look for viruses, spyware, security loopholes, hardware problems, system errors, and backup issues that could cause a lot of expensive problems for you. Usually, Mike charges a pretty penny to do this, but I wanted to do something special for our national holiday and, in return, hold my very own “be kind to customers” special.
But you have to do me a favor and respond fast before Mike finds out – he doesn’t know that I’ve finally figured out how to use the word processor and printer, and once he discovers this he’ll probably tell me “Bad Sullivan!” and then want to start charging for this Tune-Up.
Personally, I think giving this away is a great, risk-free way of introducing us to NEW prospective clients like you. But what the heck do I know…I’m just a dog.
All kidding aside, this FREE Network Tune-Up is nothing to scratch at! I’ll send one of our tail-wagging techs out to your office to do a thorough sniff of your network to look for viruses, spyware, security loopholes, hardware problems, system errors, and backup issues that could cause a lot of expensive problems for you. Usually, Mike charges a pretty penny to do this, but I wanted to do something special for our national holiday and, in return, hold my very own “be kind to customers” special.
But you have to do me a favor and respond fast before Mike finds out – he doesn’t know that I’ve finally figured out how to use the word processor and printer, and once he discovers this he’ll probably tell me “Bad Sullivan!” and then want to start charging for this Tune-Up.
Personally, I think giving this away is a great, risk-free way of introducing us to NEW prospective clients like you. But what the heck do I know…I’m just a dog.
I DO Know It’d Be A Shame For You To Miss Out On This….
The Peace of Mind, Lowered Stress Levels, Elimination of Problems, and One Less Thing To Worry About
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I’m Trying To Throw You A Bone Here,But You’re Gonna Miss Out If You Wait Any Longer!
Are you aware that most computer disasters could have easily been avoided with a little preventative maintenance? Wouldn’t you rather know where you are vulnerable and fix those areas before they turn into expensive problems and unexpected down time? Or before a nasty hacker or virus gets in and causes all kinds of damage? Of course you would! That’s why you’d be a bonehead not to take me up on such a dog-gone good offer – and believe me, I know a bone when I see one!
Plus, I know that Mike really knows his stuff. I hang out in the office, and I hear what customers have to say. All of them comment on how responsive and reliable he is.
Gene Madiou, who owns Eastern Instrumentation, says he can always count on Michael to respond right away, and that his prices are very affordable for a small business owner like him.
Jim Kline from the Baltimore Orioles has been using XPERTECHS for over 8 years, and they love the fact that Michael knows how to make their darn computers behave the way they are supposed to (now if he can just get ME to behave the way I’m supposed to, wink-wink…)
But you have to hurry! Mike is going to be barking mad when he finds out what I’ve done. That’s why you should call and schedule your free audit right now: 410-884-0225, or visit our website at: http://www.xpertechs.com/content/free27-pointaudit/
Thanks,
Sullivan
PS. When you see Mike for your Free 27- Point Problem Prevention Tune-Up, could you please give him a milk bone to bring back to the office for me?
The Peace of Mind, Lowered Stress Levels, Elimination of Problems, and One Less Thing To Worry About
- All FREE -
I’m Trying To Throw You A Bone Here,But You’re Gonna Miss Out If You Wait Any Longer!
Are you aware that most computer disasters could have easily been avoided with a little preventative maintenance? Wouldn’t you rather know where you are vulnerable and fix those areas before they turn into expensive problems and unexpected down time? Or before a nasty hacker or virus gets in and causes all kinds of damage? Of course you would! That’s why you’d be a bonehead not to take me up on such a dog-gone good offer – and believe me, I know a bone when I see one!
Plus, I know that Mike really knows his stuff. I hang out in the office, and I hear what customers have to say. All of them comment on how responsive and reliable he is.
Gene Madiou, who owns Eastern Instrumentation, says he can always count on Michael to respond right away, and that his prices are very affordable for a small business owner like him.
Jim Kline from the Baltimore Orioles has been using XPERTECHS for over 8 years, and they love the fact that Michael knows how to make their darn computers behave the way they are supposed to (now if he can just get ME to behave the way I’m supposed to, wink-wink…)
But you have to hurry! Mike is going to be barking mad when he finds out what I’ve done. That’s why you should call and schedule your free audit right now: 410-884-0225, or visit our website at: http://www.xpertechs.com/content/free27-pointaudit/
Thanks,
Sullivan
PS. When you see Mike for your Free 27- Point Problem Prevention Tune-Up, could you please give him a milk bone to bring back to the office for me?
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